Monday 29 October 2007

MamaEya!

You suck.

Happy Birthday :D
Nice pic eh? Your welcome.

And here i am adding words to make this post longer just because this girl asked me to. This girl is skinny, she has a nice hair smell. Her house is nice. Her dad rocks, and obviously she didn't inherit her dad's personality. LOL

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Saturday 27 October 2007

A title that doesn't really matter

Why did you have to tag me =.=

LAYER 1 : ON THE OUTSIDE

Name : Kailiang
Birth Date : 10 January 1994.
Eye Colour : Dark brown.
Hair Colour : Dark brown.
Right of left : Right

LAYER 2 : ON THE INSIDE
My Heritage : Chinese.
My Fears : Unable to sleep
My weaknesses : Naive.
My Perfect Pizza : One that satisfy me.

LAYER 3 : YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
My thoughts first waking up : Omg i've been sleeping the whole day.
My bedtime : around 10-4am lol
My most missed memory : My mom :) and friends.

LAYER 4 : MY PICK
Pepsi or coke : Coke.
Single or grouped dates : Single.
Adidas or Nike : Adidas. I like the stripes :D
Tea or Nestea : Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee : Cappuccino :D

LAYER 5 : DO YOU...
Smoke : Never.
Curse : Seldom.
Take a shower : Do you even have to ask that?
Have a crush : Not sure.
Think you've been in love : Yeah.
Go to school : Yeah.
Want to get married : Yeap.
Believe in yourself : Sometimes
Think your a health freak : Nope

LAYER 6 : IN THE PAST
Drank alcohol : Yes.
Gone to the mall : yes yes yes.
Been on stage : Quite some time.
Eaten sushi : Yeaa.
Dyed your hair : Nope.

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...
Played a stripping game : Nope
Changed who you were to fit in : Did i?

LAYER 8 : AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
To be married : 25-30 I guess..

LAYER 9 : IN A GIRL..
Best eye colour : Brown
Best hair colour : Dark brown.
Short hair or long hair : Long and short. Depending on their looks, whichever suits them.

LAYER 10 : WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
A minute ago : Playing guitar
Hour ago : Eating
4-5 hours ago : Sleeping
1 month ago : I forgot.
Year ago : How could i possibly remember.

LAYER 11 : FINISH THE SENTENCES...
I love : Music.
I feel : Nothing.
I hate : being bored.
I hide : a monster beneath me >D
I miss : my pure old self :D
I need : inspiration

LAYER 12 : TAG 5 PEOPLE
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Thursday 25 October 2007

To Krystin Ng



I ain't got much to say, we only talked.. twice? Everybody says that you're the hyperactive type, to be honest, i never seen you jumped before >_> how could someone be hyperactive without jumping?! It's possible though, blah.

Remember the first time we met? I was like

Hey, you krystin right?
Uhh.. yeah..
Dang asked you to be your valentine right? *smiles*
umm :p

And you walked away :D Kitson was laughing his ass off xD I remember you're with Sandra that time. Sandra's post, so sweet :) How I wish I could write like that too.

Remember that I called you honey suddenly that you almost freaked out xD wait.. did you? :p Well Dang or preferably Ian was angry at me for calling you honey. The black book xD

We got married just few weeks after I known you. How incredibly amazing is that. LOL thanks to Siew Ho. "Krystin, I do. Do you?", "I do." That was the fastest wedding I ever had, in fact it was the only wedding I had. To be honest, you're really something. You the girl that every guy wants, you're the girl that everyone envied, but watch out. Some of them might be.. ahem.

Simply said, i'm not that good at writing these stuffs. I have a lousy memory.. I don't even remember my exam marks. Our conversations were dead, no matter what topic we brought up, it most likely ends with a "lol" and fast, really fast. You were always bored, I couldn't un-bored you, instead, i made it worst.

That day i went to your house, I regretted going to school for the briefing, well, maybe just a little, cause i enjoyed the scouts camp. And that day that you said you're coming back in few days time, i actually believed it o_o I almost wanted to asked my bro to fetch me to airport. Dx And i asked Kelly and she said i was pranked. D; My excitement died. lol

Lastly said,
I'm proud to be your husband, I'm proud to be your FRIEND. I wish i could actually do something useful to you, to repay what you have done to me within this months of friendship. You have been the best. Wish you have a good time there and when you're back, let me buy you some teh ais. xD

Saturday 20 October 2007

tagged again.

. The tagged victim have to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.

2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.

3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.

4. If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.

5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

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1. kind

well obviously, i don't want someone harsh or mean to be my girl =/

2. feminine

yes, feminine. but im sure that every girl no matter how tom boy-ish they are has a girl in them, a pretty one.

3. good looking

well, this is optional.

4. great personality.

the title says it all.

5. has brains.

sos! people need education!

6. knows how to have fun

i dont want someone moody, later im moody too and im gonna be blabbling
eg. TWO HEARTS ON THE SURFACE OF A SCAR.
xD got it from
  • 20 question - five times august.


  • 7. responsible.

    well maybe im irresponsible myself. it's kinda like a hole to fill in. then it gets balanced xD

    8. manners.

    manners matters.

    i tag
    ghandi, alibaba, bob, billy, brad skistimas.

    i dont really know how to do these cause basically im just a "whatever happens happens" person.

    Tagged

    tagged by someone.. i forgot who xD

    1. What is in the back of your mind right now?
    im doing this stupid thing.

    2. When was the last time you threw up?
    forgot

    3. What's your favorite curse word?
    i dont curse. :D

    4. Name one person who made you smile this morning?
    i was sleeping.. i woke up at 12 so do i need to answer this?

    5. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
    sleeping, dreaming of some ro thing xD

    6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
    using computer..

    7. If you could marry any celebrity ever who would it be?
    umm.. emma watson? xD

    8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
    nope.

    9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
    chocolate i guess..

    11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
    water

    12. What are you wearing right now?
    casual clothes..

    13. Last food you ate?
    mi sedap.

    14. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
    nope.

    15. When is the last time you ran?
    yesterday.

    16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
    golf. dad was watching so i watched too.

    17. Last movie you saw?
    CHUCK AND LARRY

    18. Last person who you sent a message to on myspace?
    oh now that you've mention it i forgot about my myspace acc o_o

    19. Ever gone camping?
    yeah, once. hope to go more.

    20. Were you ever an honor roll student in school?
    look at me, do you think i can do it? =/

    21. Do you like sushi?
    yeah.

    24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
    sometimes.

    25. What did your last outgoing text say?
    ya.. XD - to benedict

    26. Are you someone's best friend?
    i guess so.

    28. Where is your mom right now?
    somewhere :)

    30. What color is your watch?
    i dont have a watch.

    31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
    friends.

    32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
    yeah, i love roller coaster. never tried a loop though.

    33. What is your birthstone?
    whats a birthstone?

    34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
    depends..

    35. What is your favorite number?
    heck do i even have a favorite number

    36. Do you have a dog?
    yea. zian mei

    37. What does your first memory of your sister/brother involve?
    my bro lazy fetch me somewhere.

    38. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
    i love the way it is.

    39. Last phone call?
    benedict.

    40. Are you allergic to anything?
    nope i guess.

    41. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
    fake converse :D

    42. What is one thing you've learned about life recently?
    life is good when you have great friends :D *quote from zian*

    43. Are you jealous of anyone?
    not sure.

    44. Is anyone jealous of you?
    not sure either.

    45. Do you own an iPod?
    nope, i wan one.

    46. Do any of your friends have children?
    no.

    47. Do you like anyone right now?
    not sure too.

    48. What color are your eyes?
    dark brown

    49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
    six flags? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Flags hmm.. nah

    50. How did you get one of your scars?
    i woke up with a cut in my eye lid. i wonder how.

    51. Do you enjoy your personality?
    sometimes

    52. Are sunsets romantic?
    depends what kind of situation you're in and who are you with.

    53. Is your school ghetto?
    whats ghetto?

    54. How's the weather?
    it just stopped raining

    55. Are you easily offended?
    you think?

    56. Where's your favorite vacation spot?
    i like, i dunno.

    57. What is the best place to get a tattoo?
    im not gonna get a tatoo.. but anyways since you asked which place which has nothing to do with getting one,
    in my hairy legs.

    58. Have you ever accidentally thought someone was a guy, but they were a girl? Or vice versa?
    yeah, some guy in feiranheit or fei lun hai or whatever.

    59. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
    i do both.

    60. Who's the weirdest person you've ever met? What's so strange about them?
    mojojojo, a monkey! a monkey villian!

    I tag:
    ghandi, alibaba, bob, billy, micheal jackson.

    Rendang,



    Rendang is a dish which originated from the Minangkabau people of Indonesia,[1] and is now commonly served across the country.[2] One of the characteristic foods of Minangkabau culture, it is served at ceremonial occasions and to honour guests.[3] Also popular in Malaysia and Singapore, rendang is traditionally prepared by the Malay community during festive occasions. Though rendang is sometimes described as being like a curry, and the name is sometimes applied to curried meat dishes in Malaysia, authentic rendang is nothing like a curry.[1]

    Rendang is made from beef (or occasionally chicken, mutton, water buffalo meat, duck or vegetables like jackfruit or cassava) slowly cooked in coconut milk and spices for several hours until almost all the liquid is gone, leaving the meat coated in the spicy condiments. The cooking process changes from boiling to frying as the liquid evaporates. The slow cooking process allows the meat to absorb all the spices and to become tender. The spices may include ginger, galangal, turmeric leaf, lemon grass and chillies. Chicken or duck rendang also contains tamarind, and is usually not cooked for as long as beef rendang.[4]

    There are two kinds of rendang: dried and wet. Dried rendang can be kept for 3–4 months, and it is for ceremonial occasions or to honour guests. Wet rendang, also known as kalio, can be found in Minangkabau restaurants and without refrigeration it should be consumed within a month.[3]

    Rendang is often served with rice in Indonesia but in Malaysia it is served with ketupat (a compressed rice cake) and lemang (glutinous rice barbecued in bamboo tubes).

    Nah mae, i post already.

    Thursday 18 October 2007

    Genting

    It was a whole lot of fun.

    I woke up at 8 in the morning, lifting my lazy ass as i walked to the bathroom to take a shower. After i got ready, i woke up my dad and i carefully checked my stuffs. My dad gave me RM200 to spend, i was like, whoa! Actually no, that was my allowence.. i need to keep it. After that my dad sent me to Zian Mei's house.

    I went in and i saw Yu Kane and Khing Mae is already there.. As usual, Yu Kane was playing the guitar.. Zian Mei and Khing Mae was chatting. A while later, Dang arrived. We chit-chatted a while and Zian's dad came in and say:

    LET'S GO!

    We took our stuffs and we went to fetch Wing Keong from the school. At the junction to the school, Wing Keong called me.

    Wk : Eh.. what time you coming.
    Me : We're already there! you still at home? ( as i noticed hes calling with his house phone )
    Wk : SHIT, umm umm i come now.. uhh the school right?
    Me : Aiya nvm, we go to your house.
    Wk : uhh okay.

    After that, we took off to genting!! wheee.
    We chatted in the car, cause that is all we can do xD
    We took some pictures too :D

    At the side window, few seconds later zian's mom scolded us :D
    Yu Kane and Dang gaying.
    Scenery while going up, ain't it beautiful? :D

    Sunroof! wheee, the breeze is cooling.
    Wing Keong at the side window. I love the sunshine :D *unedited*

    We reached and we straight away went to the theme park. We tried to trick them that we're 12, the lady didn't believed us D; she looked at wingkeong and, NO WAY! So it ended up 306 bucks for 6 of us. Zian's mom paid it all, then we paid her later.

    We went in and everywhere is full of people. So instead, our first ride is..

    Merry Go Round!

    We acted childish xD
    After that, we couldn't decide which ride to go. We walked around, trying to find something to do. Finally we went to the rocking ship. I forgotten the name, something like.. pirate ship?

    The MeiMaes didn't wanna ride it, so me, wink, yu and dang only.. We shouted all kind of stuffs. We did Mexican Wave, we said yum seng, we sang YMCA, screamed like a girl.
    It's worth the wait :p

    After that we walked around again.

    The water is not high enough :(

    Then we went toilet.

    Concentrating..

    Then we went to sit Cyclone, malaysia's 1st rollercoaster. The queue was long.. we chatted while waiting, took some pictures and joked around.

    I'm not in it as i was the one that took it.

    It was not bad, just that, no 'kick'.

    After that, we went to sit CORKSCREW!
    While we were lining up, wink said something really random. Like "Imagine theres some flying snakes and some flying cats.. and when they collide, BOOM!" i lmao-ed. xD The ride was amazing, too bad i didn't get to sit in front, i sacrificed for wing keong D; be grateful.
    At the peak of the rail, i was nervous. Nervous, not scared. Zoom~ the wind is awesome.

    After that, we went to sit SPACE SHOT!
    OMG, this is totally amazing. The fog was really thick. We lined up as there was MANY, and i mean REALLY A LOT of people lining up. We bought ice creams and waited for our turn. We counted how long does it stayed up there, we shouted 1,2,3,4... It was 11 seconds. Finally, when our turn comes, it was raining! T_T The workers said we cant ride it, we were like, wth?! After waiting for around half an hour?! I was aiyo-ing at the worker xP Then he said :" Eh kalau apa-apa terjadi nanti kamu akan salahkan kami, cubalah mementingkan nyawa sendiri, sekarang hujan licin, nanti mesin rosak atau apa-apa jangan salahkan kami." As in a angry way. I was left speechless D; We refused to get out of the line and waited right in front of the gate. Few minutes later, the rained stopped! wheeee. The fog was really really thick, you couldn't see the end of the space shot.. stick, is that the right word? xD i was really nervous. We have 4 people sitting, me and wink went together and dang and kane went together. when it was going up.. wooo.. scary. When we reached up there. I was talking to the lady beside me. I asked are you scared, im really scared xD and excited too :p She was like yeah, how long was it again? I said:" 11 secon-"

    ZOOM~

    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
    It felt great.

    I reached down with a sore ass.



    After that we sat flying coaster. Another kick ass ride.
    We have to pay 10 bucks for 2 rounds. i tell you, it was worth it. It was really awesome. You're like, FLYING! xD you're lying down btw. We went upside down. whee.

    Then we went back to our hotel room :D We looked out the window, guess what?


    The scenery was WOW.

    We got ready for dinner, packed our stuffs and checked the scenery again.

    Ain't it so pretty?

    We chatted again.

    We went to this Coffee Terrace place to have dinner. It was ALL YOU CAN EAT! 6 of us immediately took foods and stuffed our plates. Wing Keong is a BIG BIG eater! omg.

    Our dinner :D

    We went to the arcade later in the night. I was the leader of the group. I hold responsibilities :D We were told to be back before 12.

    We have 7-eleven, they have 77.

    heh-heh

    DANG IT! probably dang's hot dog.

    Then we went back at 11.
    We walked back to the hotel and start playing around. We cooked some maggi, drank some sodas.. it was a fun night :D Everybody was tired, except for yu kane and wing keong. xD we took some interesting videos :D zian mei has them in her camera.. wanna see wait for her post :D

    Yu kane started telling ghost story x_x I was kinda scared because i read this forum full of real ghost stories, and almost half of it happens in genting. You may think half of it is a little, guess what. The forum has 300+ pages each page containing 15-20 posts. Ha-Ha.

    I tried to sleep, yu kane was noisy D:

    Zian emo-ing in the morning xD

    We went for breakfast and we played around again. :D flying coaster, arcade. After that we packed our stuffs and get ready to leave.

    Leaving.

    We went into the car with a heavy feeling. Anyways, going down was a nightmare. We all had motion sickness D; I feel like puking.

    We went to Zian's house after that.. Watched Chuck and Larry, funny show :D We pushed zian into the pool after that, well not me. i didn't push her.. Yu kane got pushed too :D i was pushed. and i managed to escape >_>



    We went to the rooftop and i brought up the guitar.. played few songs. I especially love Home by Daughtry. I played and everybody sang.. it was wonderful :D After that it rained, so we get in the house. They went online while me and wink was playing golfballs :D yeah. Golf balls.

    Then they wanted to get into the pool, but i cant cause my brother is coming soon. So i just watched them swimming :D

    After that bro came and, end of the day :D
    Reached home and slept ASAP. Until 12. I couldn't sleep anymore so i went to bathe. Yeah i haven't bathe.. stinky eh? xD Then i went online.. chatted with friends and a canadian friend :D
    And i slept at 4.

    Sunday 14 October 2007

    A long lost favourite song.

    This is one of my favourites.
    Trying to learn it on piano now..
    Hope you enjoy it too :)

    I can't stand to fly
    I'm not that naive
    I'm just out to find
    The better part of me
    I'm more than a bird...I'm more than a plane
    More than some pretty face beside a train
    It's not easy to be me



    Wish that I could cry
    Fall upon my knees
    Find a way to lie
    About a home I'll never see

    It may sound absurd...but don't be nieve
    Even Heroes have the right to bleed
    I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
    Even Heroes have the right to dream
    It's not easy to be me

    Up, up and away...away from me
    It's all right...you can all sleep sound tonight
    I'm not crazy...or anything...

    I can't stand to fly
    I'm not that naive
    Men weren't meant to ride
    With clouds between their knees

    I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
    Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
    Only a man in a funny red sheet
    Looking for special things inside of me

    It's not easy to be me

    Friday 12 October 2007

    Five Times August

    As you could see the playlist on the right.. yeah, i have to admit that their songs are nice :D wait. Five Times August is just one person! :o His real name is Brad Skistimas. His name is hard to pronounce so instead he used Five Times August as his name..

    I'm currently trying to learn his songs..
    Correction:
    I'm currently trying to get a capo to learn his songs..
    Every song of his capo this, capo that.
    Frustrating.

    You could be possibly thinking that "No way man, theres more than one of them"
    Well.. maybe you don't. Cause I think so..
    Or maybe not.. lol

    Wheee, holidays are gonna be half boring half fun.
    The days are long without you guys around.. nah,
    i've said it.. happy? xD

    Dang Kuok Ian is addicted to the word : Superman

    Now that was random.

    I have 1629 unread mails in my hotmail inbox.
    (hehe)

    I somehow finding blogging like this fun. :D
    Rubbish.

    Selamat Hari Raya~ whee. I love rendang. It's spicy.
    People say i look like malay, eat like malay.
    Is it true ? :o

    Friends:
    F - fishy
    r - reality
    i - is
    e- efficiently
    n- needed
    d- during
    s- sex
    wth?

    I fall for the impossible >_>

    You must be bored reading this. :D
    Lifeless.

    What? I'm the one lifeless?
    Nahhh..

    1+1=2

    My cousin is purplish, here comes the next generation Barney :o

    "Don't skip lanes to much" that's what i'm thinking right now.. Maybe i should stick the sentences together so it doesn't looks empty.
    More like spamming so the blog doesn't look empty.

    My ears are dirty. whee

    Bye bye ^.~!! I wub euuu~ muaxxzzz <3

    Lala style.

    Friday 5 October 2007

    Brad Pitt aka Liang

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    i've been to many movies

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    i mean like

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    acting in those films

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    i've met many beatiful ladies

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    gorgeous

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    but somehow

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    angelina just gave me this feeling

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    when i look into her eyes

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    this feeling, you know

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    Reporter :" how do you feel adopting kids of different races

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    its fun

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    i love kids

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    they so energetic, they make my life feels.. alive

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    the house couldn't get any better

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    but of course, the bad part is

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    i need to use condom whenever i have sex

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    Reporter: " aww thats really sad, really sad."

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    glad you feel the pain too

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    anyways

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    tonight on the red carpet

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    they will be talking much about the new film "Ocean Thirteen"

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    im not much of a character in it.. but seems like im the most popular among the girls

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    its suffering for angelina because many girls, even celebrities wanna go out with me

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    its not that im actually saying that im hot or..

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    its reality man, reality

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    whenever i search my name on google

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    i always see blogspots, and other blogs

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    i cant even find an offical site of red carpet

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    maybe some of them are compliments

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    maybe some are extremely insulting

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    its the people's voice you know

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    i take those stuffs seriously

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    in anyways, i doubt that i would not be over confident

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    as they say, nobody is perfect

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    having a celebrity life is really stressful

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    while you are enjoying your favourite tv show, drinking red wine, trying to relax

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    all of a sudden theres so many phone calls about appointment

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    directors recruiting

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    cmon, i just wanna live

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    those people out there thinking that their life is way too empty

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    nothing happening to them

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    well, i cant blame you if you hate it

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    but i wan those kind of lifes you see

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    settling down, having kids

    ;D [Making you smile is the best I can do] Brad Pitt says:
    like a normal life

    Brad Pitt says:
    and some directors are straight to the point

    Brad Pitt says:
    its boring

    Brad Pitt says:
    give me some exitement in life

    Brad Pitt says:
    but hey,

    Brad Pitt says:
    i get to meet beautiful ladies

    Brad Pitt says:
    *angelina walks in and slaps*

    Brad Pitt says:
    watch your mouth or i'll shoot you with this desert eagle

    Brad Pitt says:
    darli-

    Brad Pitt says:
    *click* its loaded

    Brad Pitt says:
    ugh, bye people